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The countdown to Chrismakkuh has finally begun as people set out to find the perfect presents for their loved ones. While receiving gifts is probably the best part about the holidays (don't lie to yourself, we all know what's up), the worst might be buying and wrapping gifts for everyone on your long list. Twitter user Mischievous Jam is way ahead of the game, tweeting, 'Don't hate me because I'm already done Christmas shopping and everything is all wrapped... ...Hate me because I tweeted about it.' Ugh, whatever.
Twitter user Jenn & Juice is a bit more skeptical about the holiday cheer, tweeting, 'I mean, was Santa the original stalker or nah? The song DOES say he sees me when I'm sleeping, knows when I'm awake, & when I'm bad or good.' Santa is magical, leave him alone.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
God: humans. so messy. need a flood just to clean up all their shit Angel: no you promised we could keep them God: don't worry I Noah guy
- Carly Kenyon (@carlyken) December 8, 2014
How many of your exes can we fit into one room? -theme of every holiday party everywhere.
- Cara Dawn (@careworn) December 9, 2014
*Sits on Santa's lap*
'Is this a date?'
- Annekinns (@Annekinns) December 10, 2014
Don't hate me because I'm already done Christmas shopping and everything is all wrapped...
...Hate me because I tweeted about it.
- Jelly (@MischievousJam) December 9, 2014
Bought a pair of sweatpants with 'Juicy' on the back, but the J and U got sucked up my fat ass, so now I'm just 'icy'.
Good ol' Icy Ass.
- Bianca LaVagina (@AnitaHelmet) December 9, 2014
Indecisive people unite!
Wait. Maybe not.
No. Let's not.
Actually, we should.
- Goddess of Mischief (@ShanaRose21) December 10, 2014
Some call it addiction
Some call it obsession
I call it truly dedicated
-my relationship with pizza and beer
- Feeds On Your Soul (@tiemespankme) December 12, 2014
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