Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

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This was one of those not quite-summer-not-quite-fall weeks filled with adult responsibilities, and the ladies of Twitter were pretty exhausted. Jen Doll came up with a genius idea when she tweeted: 'There should be pills that actually just equal an hour of sleep but, like, over the counter and for real.' Now, how do we make this into a real pill?

Twitter user L O R I said what we're all (always) thinking, tweeting: 'I am SO ready for NO-BRA-O'CLOCK.' We could not agree more.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

I really don't think that is what halos are meant to be used for. Especially mine.

Seriously, take it out of your pants.

- Oh Ms. Sandra (@FrizerkaSandra) September 30, 2014

Thanks but no thanks, people who 'act responsibly in public' and 'don't pee in parking lots' and 'don't get arrested all the time'.

Nerds.

- Felix Felicis (@LuckoftheDraw86) September 29, 2014

I am SO ready for

NO-BRA-O'CLOCK

- L O R I (@LoriLuvsShoes) October 2, 2014

Well, these feelings aren't going to repress themselves!

*pours another drink*

- Monica Ann (@Monicann86) October 1, 2014

- how would you describe yourself in two words? - modest and gorgeous

- Мadina (@MadMag_77) October 3, 2014