New Faves: Straight White Boys Texting

Anyone who's cramped a thumb from an afternoon of swiping right and left on Tinder could tell you that dudes are awful at messaging. The #thirst drives them crazy. One moment you're having a normal conversation, the next: 'how often do u masterbate[sic]? lol'The tumblr Straight White Boys Texting is here to document this horrible affliction. Lately it's broadened its scope to include messages from all kinds of people, not just Straight White Boys, but the common theme remains -- these folks is horny. Since beginning in January, Straight White Boys Texting has posted over 400 times, but naturally a bunch of those posts are answering dumb questions about how #NotAllMen are creepers. In between are hundreds of posts demonstrating that, uh, like heaps of them are. We've collected some of the best below. You can follow Straight White Boys Texting here. And dudes: don't try this at home.